I get that the bond between a mom and her new baby is a deeply primal and almost inexplicable thing, but let’s be real. There is only so much affection that an entirely dependent tiny human can communicate. It’s going to be a while before they understand this whole ‘love’ thing as a concept, even …
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Audacious man ‘accidentally’ insults girlfriend’s dress sense, gets roasted by the internet: ‘No matter how women perform femininity, it will be wrong’
The way we dress ourselves is a very personal thing, whether we care about fashion or not. Many of us have multiple reasons for the outfits and beauty enhancements we choose, but the most important of these will always be what we feel comfortable in. Unfortunately, not everybody is always going to see it that …
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‘It’s called NEET’: Childfree Redditor gets roasted for identifying as a ‘No income, no kids’ NINK
We all make different choices in life, and so long as we’re not hurting anyone that is all well and good. At the same time, not all of these are worth broadcasting to the world at any available opportunity. Perhaps one of these days, we will get to the point where deciding to be child-free …
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‘France made me cry’: Influencer complains about feeling isolated in Lyon, splits opinions on travel behavior
French speakers are notorious for gatekeeping their language. I took French classes for most of my school days, but when I attempted to ask for a table for two in Paris, the server immediately responded in English. It bruised my ego, to say the least. I understand that my accent isn’t perfect, and he doesn’t …
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‘We NEED human connection’: Opportunistic App Developers Get Roasted for Announcing AI Girlfriend App
It’s no news to anybody that romantic relationships just seem more difficult these days. Dating apps now seem to be the best bet when it comes to finding love, but they don’t seem to make it easy. On top of that, those who do find somebody to couple up with may find that trying to …
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Commenters Roast Goofy Updated Lyrics to «Baby It’s Cold Outside»
There are plenty of cultural touchstones that have not aged well. I remember watching Saturday Night Fever with my mom thinking it would be a fun, light disco-dancing movie, and being shocked by how dark many of the subplots were, and how a lot of it wouldn’t fly now. There are moments in so many classic films …
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Main Character Auntie Steals Show at Football Game, Haters Left Speechless
The term «main character» has become an internet-favorite insult for folks who claim the spotlight without regard for anyone else. Think influencers in the wild, Karens at the drive-through, and TikTokers on busy train cars. True, this brand of people is a ripe target for roasting. They’re annoying, self-centered, and everything that’s wrong with the …
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Raw Meat Dieter Gets Roasted for Boasting About «Elite Dinner» on Twitter
I pray for the day that extreme keto, raw foodism, and the Paleolithic diet finally disappear into the ether like all ridiculous dietary trends before them. No matter how many people start extolling their benefits, I will never believe that consuming raw red meat and little else is the basis for great health. It doesn’t …
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Californian Gets Roasted for His NYC Bagel Order
New Yorkers are famous the world over for two things: bagels and attitude. It’s no secret that the Empire State is particular about its bagels, and isn’t afraid to tell it like it is. Before I moved to NYC, I thought Costco bagels were the end all be all of the circular treat. I was …
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Thristy Twitter User Gets Roasted for Revealing Head to Toe Black Outfit That «All Men Look Hot In»
Attraction is a peculiar thing. One person’s idea of peak hotness ticks every box on another person’s checklist of grossness. While there are plenty of interesting conversations to be had about the social and biological factors that make us attracted to certain things, ultimately all we need to know are our personal preferences, and how …
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