Manhood has always been a hotly contested topic. Over time, the metrics of being the manliest man to ever conquer maleness have been broadly the same — namely physical fitness, social status, and success with women. 

However, if some people are to be believed, it’s more difficult than ever to define how many of these factors contribute to somebody being a successful example of masculinity. The Andrew Tate lovers of the world would have us believe all sorts of crazy things in the name of being the ‘right’ kind of man, and they sure aren’t afraid of posting about it. 

Ultimately, most of the things considered essential by men-obsessed men aren’t all that important, and can often be harmful when interpreted the wrong way. Still, it makes some of them come up with ideas that are pretty hilarious, in a kind of scary way. There are people out there that actually think like this?