Man, if every self-described nice guy was actually nice, the world would probably be a better place. Unfortunately, most of them are lying and instead believe that women owe them the time of day, just because they exist. This type of dude is heavily represented in this heinous text exchange. It’s a tale as old as time: Guy texts girl, guy gets bent out of shape when she doesn’t respond quickly enough, girl tactfully tells him she’s not interested, guy absolutely flips. At least in this scenario, our heroine gets the last world.