Entitled siblings approach inheritance planning like treasure hunters convinced their elderly mother operates a secret Swiss bank account from her modest home. These adult children have transformed grief into greed, somehow believing that calling someone «Dad» for a few years creates automatic inheritance rights to property they never helped purchase or maintain.

Family vultures circle aging parents with the persistence of telemarketing calls, treating modest homes like hidden Fort Knox vaults waiting to be cracked. They approach elder care with all the subtlety of burglars, conducting «visits» that involve strategic snooping while demanding financial transparency from people who owe them absolutely nothing. These inheritance-obsessed relatives have confused familial affection with contractual obligations, apparently believing that emotional bonds create legal entitlements to other people’s hard-earned assets.