Any mildly internet-poisoned person knows how toxic the online gaming world can be, and unassuming parents only catch fleeting glimpses of it through the sounds of their children’s out-of-context banter and cries coming from the depths of their gamer dens. One curious redditor recently asked the parents of Reddit to share some of the strangest things they’ve overheard their kids say while gaming, and the responses do not disappoint. Some notable threats include, «I am going to poop in your pants!» and «I’m going to do to you what the porcupine did to that gum ball machine.» Although online gamers often get a bad rap, most of the quotes are far more endearing than they are obscene. But then again, we’re not getting the full context, and maybe we should keep it that way. Keep scrolling for a collection of all our favorite funny examples of weird things kids said while gaming.