Never give up on life because Taylor Swift could surprise you anytime, and life is worth living again.

Imagine explaining to someone who doesn’t follow Taylor Swift that you need a minute because she changed some letters in her Instagram bio. We Swifties can’t go on with our day when Taylor changes something on her socials because we know it’s an easter egg. Taylor can throw easter eggs at us anytime, anywhere. We are trained to notice easter eggs. We are constantly looking for them. So, nope. We can’t get through the afternoon without discussing what those zeros mean and making theories about it. In this fandom, a typo requires a press conference. And about the three zeros… There are certainly three things to be released, or three something. There must be. But three what? We can’t get very far. We didn’t open Instagram expecting a code to crack, but here we are. 

We have to wait until Friday. The one thing we know is that we’re getting a new single this Friday. Some Swifties go too far by predicting there must be an album or a tour coming up, but I prefer to stay calm until it is announced as a fact. The last time I speculated something so badly, I ended up disappointed. I’m talking about Reputation Taylor’s Version. We were sooo ready for it; we thought we understood the hints, yet it never came out. And now, there’s no point in releasing that album anymore because Taylor has recovered her work (finally!!)  

So what I’m saying is, I won’t get too far with my theories this time. The date is right there. Patient Zero is coming out this Friday. Let’s enjoy the updates and spare a thought for whoever has to ask what all the zeros mean. Ha, they thought it was a quick question. Oh, you sweet summer child. You already started pulling up the screenshots. 

Patient Zero sounds more like zero patience to me. But I’ll be right here, seated and waiting until Friday.