Apple really did a good job of getting every upper-class nincompoop on the hook to buy the latest iPhone. By singling out Android users, they managed to make it completely uncool to NOT have an iPhone. They weaponized FOMO in order to sell more phones– and it worked! God forbid you’re ever the loser in the group chat that makes the text chain go green. You can’t Facetime and you might as well just bury your social life now if anyone with an iPhone ever attempts to text you a video.

So if you’re a black-turtleneck wearing, iPhone worshipper, these memes are in your honor. No matter how many times they rotate the cameras on the new iPhone release, you’ll be there buying the same fragile brick you’ve been suckered into spending $1000 on every year. Each time there’s an iOS update that renders these phones useless, there’s another wave of tech bros and wannabes lined up at the door to buy the new ones. 

Go ahead, be trendy, and enjoy your blue texts… as well as these snarky iPhone memes with the charger sold separately.