Listen, if you’re boring just say that. I’m ready for spooky season all year and September is close enough! You’re lucky I lasted this long, it was already in my mind in August. Where my early-spooky season ghouls and gals at?! It’s funny when people see the Halloween decorations around my house and think it’s a little early for for those—ummm… Those are up year-round. How can anybody not be excited for the spooky movie marathons? The fun costume parties! The pumpkin spiced everything! Pumpkin patches! Crips fall air! Ugh, I could go one forever—don’t get me started! What you can’t stop me from getting started on, however, are some early spooky memes, baby. Oh, are you scared?! Too bad! It’s time to get spooky and I don’t give a ghost’s a$s if you don’t agree with me, I’m getting hella spooky. «But football season bla bla bla,» oh honey, no…