We’d rather die than read about United States politics right now. But other countries? The political drama of other nation’s is definitely fair game. And this week, Tumblr has provided us with some seriously juicy material. This thread introduced is to the wild tale of Flordelis, a Brazilian gospel singer, actress, adopted mother of 58 and (apparently) the leader of a very strange evangelist cult. We won’t spoil it for you, but the story gets dark as hell. We’re just glad it’s not about Donald Trump or Joe Biden.