If you’ve ever trawled the hallowed halls of Reddit looking for entertainment, then you may have stumbled upon the r/TwoSentenceHorror subreddit. It’s often filled with chilling, eerie and extremely cursed scenarios, ones that (obviously) keep it very brief. While the brevity generally makes these tiny tales more ominous in nature, sometimes it totally mucks it up. People try to fit too much information into the two sentences, or can’t include enough information to make the story even remotely scary. And then there are the stories that just don’t make any sense. The @bad2sentence Twitter account does a magnificent job of archiving the cringiest – and sometimes funniest -material the sub has to offer. We’ve pulled some of our favorites of their latest finds, but give them a follow if you find yourself on ye olde bird app. You’ll be glad you did.