Folks, welcome to February. We made it! 

And what a January that was, ha?! The longest month to ever exist, you know how they say that time feels like it’s moving faster for us as we grow old? Well, I feel like it’s been 2026 for like two years already, and by how things are looking, a change isn’t gonna come. Oh no, it won’t.

Now I don’t know why this happens, and although I would love to compare scientific and philosophical perspectives on the perception of time, I didn’t make this list because I want to understand and or explain what’s happening. I made this list because for the entire 134 days of January, I’ve been feeling kinda off, and I wanted to laugh it off.