Hey there, mom and dad! How are you? No, really. How are you actually? We know it’s not easy being a parent. We’re really sorry if anyone ever tricked you into thinking it was. But we really can’t think of any parent who would be crazy enough to even pretend like parenting isn’t a full-time job. Actually, it’s more than a full-time job, it’s a 24-7 service. It never ends. Even in your sleep, your body is still in tune with your tiny human. You’re gonna tell me that when your walking fleshy one was first born you didn’t constantly wake up in a sweat and rush to them to make sure they were still breathing? Cause you’re lying right now.