If I were a wizard, there would be a few things I’d change about my life, but not much. I would cast a teleportation spell when I was running late for work. I would levitate the remote to me when I don’t feel like getting up to change the channel. And I would cast invisibility on myself in order to get into concerts. But that’s about it. The human realm is where I belong, I think. 

But by no means am I a freak who would choose to play DnD as a human character. No way, not when there are so many other, cooler options to choose from. I have to be a human every other minute of the day, so when I’m with my pals rolling dice, let me be a druid. But no matter who you choose to play as, what matters is the love of the game. And the love of the memes.