The reading of a will has been the premise of countless movies and television shows, a moment of suspense, high drama, and the sudden revelation that Grandma’s cat actually owned the summer house all along. In an almost cliché way, this event can tear even the closest of siblings apart, turning Sunday brunch into a scene from Succession. But that’s not quite this story, because when your brother is a one-man circus of entitlement and self-pity, you don’t need an unequal inheritance to spark the fireworks. Here, the will was as fair as a kindergarten teacher-split everything three ways, no tricky clauses, no secret offshore accounts, just pure, simple equity.