What ever happened to just asking for a girl’s number? Nowadays, single men are so fixated on the complexities of Internet personas, that when they’re faced with an attractive female in public, they insist on cyber-stalking them in lieu of actually speaking to their face. It’s certainly a turn off to have a man’s opening …
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People Discuss the ‘Hidden Knowledge’ Required in Corporate Jobs
Climbing the corporate ladder is not an easy ride for most of us, and sometimes just staying on the rung that you’re on is harder still. There is tons of etiquette surrounding professional behavior in all different kinds of industries, and most of it is something that new employees have to learn in a baptism …
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The Best Relatable Work Memes This Week (March 6, 2023)
Having a job is one of the most stressful undertakings that any of us will have to deal with. Having to devote a large percentage of our time to something that our livelihood depends on is never going to be a walk in the park, even if it’s something that we actually want to do. …
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The Best Relatable Work Memes This Week (February 27, 2023)
You know what’s always fun? Having one of those periodic realizations that none of this is real. Things like money and the five day work week are all ultimately frivolous inventions designed to impose order and hierarchy on our meaningless little lives. Hell, this whole thing could be a simulation for all we know. Nonetheless, …
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‘No part of me wants to get back to work’: Corporate Employee Bemoans That Meetings Stunt Productivity
Whether we like it or not, communication is a crucial part of doing most types of jobs. However, the type of communication that we should be doing can vary. Although plenty of those in the corporate world protest that other peoples’ queries could have been an email, many working days are filled with meetings upon …
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Funniest Work Memes for Corporate Millennials That Are Underpaid and Overworked (February 22, 2023)
After every 3 day weekend lies the eminent dread of returning to your corporate office. All weekend, you lived the good life, sipping white wine spritzers at 11am, BBQing with your friends, and relaxing in pajamas whenever you felt like it. Now, you’ve pulled up to your office parking lot in your tastefully luxurious company …
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Funniest Work Memes for Corporate Millennials That Are Underpaid and Overworked
If you’ve worked in the corporate world for any length of time, you’re probably familiar with the soul sucking nature of the work place. There’s the promise of shaky pensions, terrible work/life balance, and unlimited pizza parties for underpaid and overworked crowd. Unless you’re the CEO’s biological child, climbing the ranks immediately with no experience, …
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20+ Corporate Memes for Office Plebes Who Are Suffering From a Permanent Case of the Mondays
Another weekend has passed and you still haven’t gotten that raise your boss promised you 3 months ago. As you lace up your shoes in the morning, look in the mirror, and straighten your collared shirt, you’re probably wondering why you’re still doing this to yourself every day after nearly a decade of «coffee runs». …
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20 Funniest Tweets for the Corporate Crowd Who Are Forever Haunted by the Humming Sound of Fluorescent Lighting
Ah, to work in corporate. There is a reason it is infamous for sucking your soul out of your body and leaving you helpless against its strong pull. Sometimes you will see people crying in their cars in the parking lot before they enter the building. Everyone pretends that they aren’t watching everybody else — …
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Wholesome: Math Nerds Unite to Help Redditor Win Day off From Work
Our corporate overlords are always concocting clever ways to demean us and pit workers against each other for mere crumbs. Nevertheless, when the boss slams a jar full of candy corn on the table and says «count the candy, peasants,» you better believe we’re all going to play that dumb guessing game for the chance …
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