I stand in solidarity with the wine mom community. During the pandemic, I was close to becoming one myself. From January to April of 2021, I would go to my local corner store every Friday and buy a bottle of strawberry-flavored Barefoot wine. If that sounds like trashy college kid wine, you would be 100% …
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20 Funniest Boozy Memes for Degenerates Keen on Wrecking the Weekend With Debauchery and Happy Hour Drinks
Nothing quite hits like happy hour on a Friday. The second that frothy cold one hits your lips, it’s tough to rein it back in. If it helps, remind yourself that your hangovers are a two day affair now and your ‘going out’ shoes are not as comfortable as your once thought. Once you say …
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Funniest Boozy Memes for Elder Millennials Who Still Like to Party… Even If It Costs Them the Will To Live
You’d think that after decades of hangovers, we would stop making ~pour~ decisions. It always starts with that simple, one-worded text from your bestie on a Friday after a long week of work. «Drinks?» That single syllable happy hour vision is like an aphrodisiac to you, begging you to play with fire once again, getting …
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Food Memes To Eat and Drink
If fast food is so bad for you, then why does it feel so good? Popeyes and Raising Canes are definitely guilty pleasures of mine, but they really shouldn’t be! After all, any kind of unhealthy food is fine in moderation. People freaking out about the dangers of fast food makes me think about the …
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Dry January Memes for All Virtuous Drinkers
Almost anyone who enjoys the pleasures of alcohol has also experienced the many bad sides to it. Most of us have woken up after a heavy night and claimed that we never want to drink again, only to find ourselves ordering our beverage of choice the very next weekend. It’s hard to swear off the …
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Wine Memes For Wine Moms
I stand in solidarity with the wine mom community. During the pandemic, I was close to becoming one myself. From January to April of 2021, I would go to my local corner store every Friday and buy a bottle of strawberry-flavored Barefoot wine. If that sounds like trashy college kid wine, you would be 100% …
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Tweet About Annoying Cocktails Inspires Discussion About Bartending
I believe that there are certain drinks that should only be ordered at specific establishments. I’m not going to be ordering the wine at my local Irish pub. And you definitely won’t catch me ordering anything but a tequila or vodka soda at the local dive that specializes in Bud Light. The politics of ordering …
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Musicians Make Hilarious Video Series Trying to Tell the Difference Between Nice Name Brand Alcohols and Costco’s Cheap Kirkland Booze
If you’re a spirits connoisseur then this might p*ss you off… lol
Hooters Waitress Refuses Alcohol To Entitled Minors, Faces Petty Revenge
Any server can tell you that there are a hell of a lot of stingy people out there. Apparently, the fact that somebody can afford the luxury of going out to eat doesn’t mean that they’re willing to pay for everything involved in that. When customers are difficult to boot, it only makes the whole …
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Legends Impress the Internet by Mixing Cocktails in McDonalds
Ever felt like a trip to your local fast food joint was… missing something? You’ve secured your favorite meal combo, you’re enjoying the trademark ambience, and you’re ready for those sweet, sweet trans fats to start clogging your arteries. However, that 30 oz soda just isn’t hitting like it usually does. Perhaps it’s time for …
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