40+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (January 6, 2024)

Imagine for a moment: we take all the tweets from 2023, print them out, and bind them together in a hardcover book. What would that say about us as a culture? Probably that we love BTS, we had a lot of words about the Panera charged lemonade, and that a lot of us… are bots. …
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40+ Funky Fresh Tweets That Are Both Relevant and Hilarious (December 23, 2023)

One of the things Twitter is best at is helping us make sense of a current event. Since the timeline is fast-moving and ever-changing, it gives everyone a chance to weigh in on a particular news item. Like this week, we’re still hearing EVERYONE’s takes/jokes about the Panera charged lemonade. And ya know what? I’m …
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43 Hot and Fresh Tweets From Twitter Users Who Don’t Want to Call it X (December 9, 2023)

A tweet a day keeps the coherent thoughts at bay. Actually, maybe try 2000 tweets a day and you’ll really be shoveling the meat right out of your subconscious. Doomscrolling is a nationally recognized pastime, but what about numbscrolling? When you scroll with your eyes glazed over and your thumb moving automatically just to avoid …
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30+ Sizzling Hot Memes to Celebrate Summer

Ahhh, the sweet smell of summer serenade is in the air– Freshly cut grass, pool chemicals, and that sticky melted popsicle that’s stained your sidewalk for a week. Although we’re only a few hours into the technical summer season, it feels like we’ve already been on broil for a month, getting our tan on in …
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Fresh Tweets We Lovingly Harvested From the Bird App (November 7, 2022)

Twitter has been on a lot of people’s minds these days. And that’s saying something because it’s always on our minds. But that’s probably because we have been completely poisoned by the world wide web. ANYWAY. The reason that people are talking about Twitter is none other than Elon Musk, who has been stirring up …
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A Mega Mix of Semi-Fresh Tweets (October 4, 2022)

I do not feel good. Why? Because it’s been raining cats and dogs in New York. Even worse, it’s become much too cold for my liking. As I write this I’m wearing 4 layers and am contorted into a position that nobody should be in while attempting to write. If I didn’t have back problems …
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Starter Packs That Take ‘Basic’ To A Whole New Level

Fresh starter pack memes are here, people! We love ‘em because they describe stereotypical groups of people in ways we could’ve never described them ourselves. Now please enjoy these brand new starter packs and share them with the basics in your life.