It’s been a long, tough, and cringeworthy battle, but I fear we may have found the final boss of LinkedIn sh*posters. We’ve gritted our teeth at the various ‘inspirational’ stories that totally happened, and been blown away by the sheer dumbness of every person who describes themselves as a «thought leader». We’ve traveled the distance …
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The Cringiest LinkedIn Posts of the Week (August 19, 2023)
I do not understand the point of LinkedIn influencers. I know that in their minds, they are constantly shaping the discourse around business, commerce, office decorum, and whether or not you should grind. While that is all good and valid, I have never been convinced of a point because a LinkedIn person told me to …
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Cringey LinkedIn Posts For Hardworking Middle Management Types Who Are Never Off The Grind
When I first joined LinkedIn, I joined kicking and screaming. I was so uninterested in a social media platform that only existed for young professionals to post humble brags. Surprisingly, I kind of got addicted to LinkedIn during my post-grad job search. I would try and connect with every person I had ever met to …
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Linkedin Loser Gets Rejected in Public After Corporate-Stalking a Woman, Hilarity Ensues in the Comments
What ever happened to just asking for a girl’s number? Nowadays, single men are so fixated on the complexities of Internet personas, that when they’re faced with an attractive female in public, they insist on cyber-stalking them in lieu of actually speaking to their face. It’s certainly a turn off to have a man’s opening …
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‘Why should we hire you?’: Relatable Interview Memes for Resume Peddlers Wondering If Unemployment is Really All That Bad
When you’re reaching the second and third interview in the hiring process, you start to question all of the unpaid labor you’ve already dumped into this prospective employment. Not only have you slaved over your resume, you applied directly on some website portal that asked you all the same questions that you already provided information …
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Cringey LinkedIn Posts For Frustrated Workers Who Can’t Stand Inspirational Quotes
No two words fill me with more dread than «LinkedIn Influencer.» I only follow two alleged «influencers» on TikTok: Karamo Brown from Queer Eye and financial advisor Suze Orman. I trust these two to give me vague advice about my career and my money far more than a middle management poster that has only found …
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Clueless Tech Bro Gets Roasted for Instructing People Not to Fall in Love in Their 20s
I have to say that we don’t always take the most positive attitude towards love at Memebase. Once you’ve seen enough awful Reddit stories about miserable marriages and countless dating app users acting like the Jigsaw Killer, you start to get a little bit jaded about all things Cupid-related. Don’t let this fool you, though! …
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Wild LinkedIn Posts Courtesy of Cringey Entrepreneurs
There’s something about entrepreneurs that makes them want to post cringe at any chance they get. They love to advise struggling workers when they themselves haven’t achieved any semblance of success. They love to humble brag about how hard they work and how having your own business is superior to working for a company in …
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‘Never hire anyone that’s looking for work life balance’: CEO under fire for LinkedIn ‘wisdom’
I’m going to come out and say it: Loving what you do (for work) is a luxury. But even if you’re a statistics enthusiast or a strategy geek, chances are you don’t want to spend all your time working. That’s where having a work/life balance comes in. The concept, to many, is pretty novel. It’s …
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Ridiculous Recruiter Harasses Applicant For Requesting Interview at ‘Noon’
There are so many people in the world who are bad at their jobs, including, but not limited to, the people who hire people. Good recruiters are communicative, professional, prompt, and transparent. They introduce applicants to the position in a way that reflects well on the company as a whole. A good recruitment experience can …
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