The people who I know who are still on Twitter all talk about it like they talk about their canceled relative. Like, «Yeah, it’s pretty hard to be around him, he has a lot of messed up opinions, but he’s my grandpa so I kind of have to see him every Christmas.» There’s a reluctance …
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25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (April 3, 2025)
Being a parent is all about the joy of getting to see what kind of kid your child grows up to be. Will they be funny like you, or earnest like your partner, or a whole new kind of personality that will throw you both for a loop? What kind of interests will they develop- …
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35+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (March 29, 2025)
The impulse to tweet is the same impulse to say a joke at a party. You had an idea fly into your head, and for whatever reason, you decided it was worth saying out loud. Maybe you thought it was funny. Maybe you thought it was relevant. Maybe you thought it would endear you to your peers. Maybe you thought someone powerful …
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30+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (March 27, 2025)
Becoming a parent is a decision nobody takes lightly. It changes your whole world. You may think you can hold on to the activities you did as a non-parent, but odds are you’ll have to completely re-tool your life around your child. You’ll probably have a new set of priorities, and you’re no longer going …
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40 of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (March 22, 2025)
Sending out a tweet is like saying a joke in front of a group of people. Odds are you thought about it, crafted it (for at least a split second), and think it’s going to resonate with others. You hope that it doesn’t immediately fall flat, but it might. You have no way of knowing …
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25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (March 20, 2025)
Being a parent is never easy, but being a parent to multiple young children is even harder. When they’re a little bit older, they’re pretty good about entertaining themselves, even if it’s just for a little while. When they’re in their toddler years, they need your constant attention. Good luck if you want a couple …
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35+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (March 15, 2025)
We usually associate the phrase «the voices in my head» with bad stuff. If you’re hearing voices, you might not be in a great place, mentally. Maybe you’re imagining things that aren’t there, and you should probably seek help. But sometimes the «voices in my head» are just tweets that I’ve seen. Is that so …
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25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (March 13, 2025)
We’ve sprung forward, which means we lost an hour of sleep and our weeks have been messed up ever since. We woke up with a headache which meant we reached for that second cup of coffee in the afternoon which meant we went to bed late which meant we were tired the next day and …
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35+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (March 8, 2025)
Tweets are like the modern-day sonnets. We read them so we can quote them to our friends, and so it will reflect something about our lives back to us. They give us insight into the world and put our ineffable feelings into effable words. One of my favorite tweets that I keep quoting to everyone …
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25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (March 6, 2025)
Parenting is no walk in the park. Actually, it is a lot of walking and a lot of time spent in parks, but it’s not easy. Being a parent is like being an ER nurse, a psychologist, a performer, and a maid all at once. Plus, you don’t get paid to do it. You actually …
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