Executive Gets Dunked on for Horror at McRib Preparation

A lot of us who have worked service jobs have some not-so-fond memories of the grim reality that is how mass catering works. To this day, I chuckle at the premade trifles assembled hastily in a kitchen corner at my waitressing job, where at least once I was told to give compliments to the chef; …
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Tech Bro Gets Roasted for Whining About Uber Trip From Manhattan to Philly

The tech industry: it doesn’t exactly have a reputation for being in touch with the working man. We may increasingly rely on the products of it to exist, but that doesn’t mean the people involved in making them have any interest in relating to the rest of us (just take a glance at the ongoing …
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Cringey Subway Performance Sparks Roasts and Ridicule

The New York City subway may seem like a luxurious convenience to residents of cities with a lack of public transportation, but the convenience is nearly outweighed by the unpleasantries that come with it. There are constant signal malfunctions and delays that make a person perpetually late to their destination. Then there are the rats …
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Real-Life Patrick Bateman Goes Viral For Routine Straight Out of American Psycho

«I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. My name is Patrick Bateman. I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet, and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my …
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Savage Internet Replies That Leave Behind Manners And Sense

With social media, it is really the people that use it who make or break the experience. The number one reason most of us are addicted to these dumb little glowing screens is the completely deranged behavior that others display on the internet. Seeing people make fools of themselves can be like watching a grisly …
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Brutal Times People Owned Themselves Just To Take Other People Down With Them

Self-owns are not just for insecure types or senseis of self-deprecation.. Sometimes kamikaze by words is the only way one can win a battle of insults. For internet rubberneckers who love to catch a good Twitter fight or Reddit thread squabble, we’ve got a handful of spicy times people roasted themselves just to take someone …
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Savage Moments From Professional Haters

Everybody’s got something they’re good at. While some find their passions early with childhood artistic or athletic endeavors, others have talents that aren’t fully appreciated until later in life. I’m talking, of course, about being a hater. School bullying is a crude and amateur form of the art and science of hating. Haters can take …
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Satisfying Times People Got Owned By Clever Comebacks

Everyone’s dreamt up the perfect clever comeback to someone who says something dumb and deserves to be owned, but we can’t all be masters of wit all the time. More often than not, we’re left to play the scenario over and over again, in the shower, or during your commute. We think about the things …
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Sad Crypto Bros Failing and Facepalming

What the hell is an NFT? Someone tried to explain it to me once and from what I gathered from that conversation, they’re like one-of-a-kind digital trading cards that are also kind of destroying the rainforest. You might be thinking, wait a minute, one-of-a-kind? Can’t anyone download or screenshot a digital file? That’s where things …
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