Dad texts, much like dad jokes, are truly the stuff of legend. Much has been said about the average father’s enjoyment of the thumbs up emoji, which fortunately my own dad likes to extend to an even larger portion of the emoji keyboard. However, this isn’t the only quirk to be found in fatherly texting …
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The Wildest Parenting Texts of the Week (January 23, 2024)
Parenting is often something that happens behind closed doors. It’s no secret that there’s a big difference between how a parent will reprimand their kid while they’re in public versus at their home. This is mostly due to general social etiquette in public: you’re not going to scream at your kid in a Walmart unless …
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The Wildest Parenting Texts of the Week (January 16, 2024)
Within every individual lies the desire to know juicy gossip. You might be somebody who claims they’re not about the drama. Still, I know that when it comes down to it, you aren’t going to ignore incredibly compelling and damning stories about your acquaintances you feel negatively towards. It’s in our human nature to seek …
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The Wildest Parenting Texts of the Week (January 9, 2024)
Bad parenting can look a lot of different ways. Sometimes, it’s super evident from the first time you meet a family that something is not right; it can also be extremely difficult to pick up on, especially for people who don’t live with the family. This past weekend, I did little else than watch interviews …
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Dude Refuses To Tell Woman His Real Name, Doesn’t Understand Why She Rejects Him
There are several important questions you should ask somebody before you go on a first date. You want to suss out a potential partner’s hobbies, values, and career before deciding to spend a precious hour or two with them. In my humble opinion, the most important question of all is, «What is your name?» If …
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The Cringiest Parenting Texts of the Week (January 2, 2024)
Happy New Year! 2024 is upon us, and it’s prime time for setting goals that you will surely hold yourself to in the coming year. For some of you, that might mean limiting contact with your family. For others, it could mean finally going to therapy to learn how to hold your own in a …
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The Cringiest Parenting Texts of the Week (December 26, 2023)
As I sort through all sorts of cringe parenting texts, I start to see some patterns emerge. It’s wild how many times I’ve seen texts from different parents that all basically say the same thing. They’re always sidestepping their past behavior and blaming their kid for distancing themselves from them. They are willing to insult …
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The Cringiest Parenting Texts of the Week (December 19, 2023)
I love witnessing the cognitive dissonance of people who think their families are crazy when they’re extremely unremarkable. I know it’s not a competition and that every family is crazy in their own unique way, but you know precisely the type of person I’m talking about. I’m mostly talking about your friend from your teenage …
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The Cringiest Parenting Texts of the Week (December 12, 2023)
I am continually baffled by how some parents talk to their kids, particularly their daughters, about their bodies. I was lucky not to grow up in a household where my mom was constantly calling me fat, but I certainly knew some girls whose moms did exactly that. They are, what we digital natives call «almond …
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The Cringiest Parenting Texts of the Week (December 5, 2023)
Kids can be a real handful, especially when they become teenagers. I wish that we all came out of the womb as master communicators, able to empathetically talk through things with our parents and reach productive conclusions. Too bad, that couldn’t be further from the case. Teens are basically brand new to this world, and …
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