LinkedIn, one day you will pay for your crimes. The day that some bozo decided we needed a social media platform for ‘professionals’ was a curse upon humanity. Ever since, the internet has been inundated with a bunch of obnoxious, lifehack-addicted entrepreneurs who love nothing more than sharing the worst and most annoying advice known to man.

The only saving grace in this situation is that sometimes they say something so dumb, it’s actually funny. Case in point is one man who has been mercilessly mocked on Twitter for a ridiculous claim that he made on a podcast. Insisting that he managed to fit four days into the space of one 24 hour stretch, his secret is splitting up a normal day into 6 hour sections.

Concluding that he could «kick your butt» with this forbidden knowledge, it didn’t take long for those on Twitter to pick apart his rant. Why can’t he just bore us with the benefits of waking up at 3am like the rest of them?