Is anyone else getting completely obliterated by the stress of the holiday season? I just looked at my bank account and I’m quaking in my boots. How is it that I’ve made certain to remain within my gift-giving budget and yet I’m dead broke? I think next year I’m just going to bake everyone cookies and send them via Fed-Ex so that I can stay home and enjoy the holidays by myself, like a proper Scrooge. Anyway.  The world doesn’t stop for my stress, and you know what? That’s a good thing. 

The holiday season doesn’t stop people from tweeting. If anything, it makes them tweet harder and faster. And thank goodness, because I need all the humorous distraction I can get. These fresh and funny tweets from the scattered and witty minds of Twitter are helping me out. Hopefully, they can help you out, too.