Being a millennial is a pleasure. According to every other generation, we’re the punching bag of civilization, we’re our parents personal IT team, and we’re the weird ‘middle child’ of society. But fortunately, we are also a generation that grew up on flip phones, Lunchables, and Internet memes. Maybe being in your 30’s ain’t all bad, right? 

We can spend hundreds at Target instead of going to therapy and we can thank the heavens that sneakers are in style again because we all have chronic back pain. Perhaps our bodies are just telling us that it’s our time to go. Too bad we have another half century on left in us! I suppose that gives us millennials in our 30’s plenty of time to scroll some dank memes, make sarcastic jokes, and pay off our student loans. So keep scrolling, fellow 30-something– it’s time to become what we always wanted to be… 30, flirty, and thriving.