Yeah, age is just a number, sure, but it’s a number that keeps going up like it’s rent price, and the universe is the landlord of your body

Every generation deals with getting older. That part isn’t special. What’s special is how millennials seem to be aging on a completely different track than the one our brains signed up for, kinda like Benjamin Button, but instead of backwards it’s just all over the place.

The number on your ID climbs every single year without fail, but the internal sense of being a functioning grown adult just refuses to load. You blow out candles, everyone claps, and inside your head a small confused intern is still asking when the real adults are showing up to take over.