Entitlement can come in many shapes and forms, but rarely does one get to wake up in a twilight zone of mother-in-law fever dream like the woman in today’s story. Luckily for her, her mother-in-law’s plans adhered to «what comes around goes around» and boomeranged right back into her face and sent her right back where she belongs (although handcuffs were needed for her to get there).

Instead of finishing another hard day’s work and coming home to shower and chill, this woman had to deal with a coup attempt. Not just any coup, but one led by her mother-in-law, Betty, armed with what Betty thought was a Trojan-level scheme and the intimidation tactics of a Mongolian general, if Genghis Khan’s battle plan was written in crayon on printer paper. The would-be matriarch rolled up with a moving van and a DIY «eviction notice» that had all the legal muscle of a toddler’s forged excuse note: zero authority, maximum delusion.

In her mind, she was conquering new territory and liberating her precious baby boy, in practice, she was demanding a transfer of property based on pure audacity and shaky handwriting. When her threats landed with less weight than her empty moving boxes, she tried to escalate with law enforcement, only to discover the karmic boomerang flies fastest when you’re the one tossing it. The cops, unimpressed by her warrior spirit and legal stylings, kindly returned her to her place in the universe, with the help of handcuffs and a strong wrist.