Here’s a real family special. One sister has a baby, decides parenthood is a lot, and tries to hand her off. The catch is she wants the full babysitting service, but without any of those boring official things like legal adoption or paperwork. Just vibes. Her sister and brother-in-law are up for raising the baby, but only if it’s legal, because no one wants to get attached just to have the kid scooped back into the chaos after a six-month mood swing.

Mom isn’t about that life. She says paperwork is unnecessary, pretends trust is all you need, and acts shocked when anyone suggests putting things in writing. Suddenly the offer goes from grateful to offended in record time. The would-be adoptive crew gets hit with family guilt, cold shoulders, and the classic move of being accused of acting like strangers for wanting their lives to have a little less legal limbo.