If you’ve ever been in a «[CITY YOU LIVE IN] Moms Facebook Group» you know that they are the homes of some of the wildest parents on the internet. These platforms are cesspools for the most insane opinions regarding child rearing that you’ll ever seen. At least 70% of these people don’t want to bring their children within 50 feet of a doctors office for their entire lives. They tattle on and bully their neighbors for having the wrong color of dirt in their front lawns. They will willingly share graphic and invasive details about their children, their children’s health, and their children’s personal problems for everyone in their local community to see. 

I finally left my hometowns mom Facebook groups, which was painful because they can be so dang entertaining. Luckily for me, there are valiant solider who still weather their local Facebook groups to retrieve insane screenshots for myself and my fellow cringe-enthusiasts to enjoy. For them, I will be eternally grateful.