Mommy Facebook Groups are by no means a new phenomenon. I have been making fun of them since I was a teenager, which didn’t go unnoticed by my suburban community. Long story short, I was a member of my high school’s sketch comedy team. I know, extremely cool, very popular, and totally not lame of me. We had to perform sketches at loud and rowdy pep rallies that had something to do with school spirit. My best friend/comedy writing partner/high school sweetheart (we had an incredibly multifaceted relationship) and I came up with the idea to satirize the wild antics of the moms in our community’s behavior on the local mom’s Facebook group. There was always some sort of pointless drama on that page. Unexpectedly, the sketches were a smashing sensation in the school. Some moms even brought it up during a school board meeting, claiming that parents needed to act better on social media because «our children are making fun of us.» Ridiculing mom groups for the cesspools that they are has been a passion of mine for a while, which is why I hope you enjoy these cringey mommy Facebook posts.