Do you have a minute to talk about me spending an hour at your place? It’ll only take a day and it’ll be the best two months of your life! Pinky promise!

When a mother-in-law visits and stays for two months, the lesson has been learned. The lesson is that the weekend part of «I’ll be there for the weekend» is less a time frame and more of  a concept, a Cheshire Cat that didn’t yet learn the DISappearing part