I eat a lot of avocados. Like, a lot. And I’m not proud of it — we all know how expensive they are. But I can’t help it. I had one for breakfast on my toast, another for dinner on my salad, and you know I’m paying extra for guac at Chipotle. It’s a sickness, really. And yes, I’ve seen the avocado documentaries. Avocados aren’t just a trendy superfood; they’ve got their own underground economy. Farmers are out here guarding orchards, cartels are involved, and somehow, my love for guacamole is contributing to an international crisis. But will that stop me? I don’t feel comfortable answering that.

Avocados are basically their own food group to me at this point, and if you’re as obsessed as I am, you’ll respect these 22 avocado memes. They’re finally ripe, which is more than I can say for the rock-hard ones currently sitting on my counter.