Your height is one of the only things that you really can’t change about yourself. You can change your hair, you can change your body, and you can even get a whole new face if you fork over enough cash to a surgeon. Sure, there might be some controversial leg-lengthening surgeries, but those are few, and far between, and probably a horrible idea. So the vast majority of us are stuck with the height we’ve got. We might wear heels or lifts, but at the end of the day, when we get home and kick off our kick, we’re just the way we are.

There’s nothing wrong with this. Most of us short people have come to terms with it sometime in our adult life. We realized that we’re lacking in the height department and that there are many advantages to that. We fit comfortably on planes, never hit our head on ceilings, and don’t get asked what the weather is like up there.