Having road rage is just one of those things that comes with having a car. Like insurance and wiper fluid. If you’ve never screamed behind the wheel, then kudos to you. You must actively be in therapy and have a family that loves you. For the rest of us, screaming at cars and pedestrians is just a part of life. The same way eating, breathing, and sleeping is. You wake up, have a cup of coffee, take a walk, and flip people off the second you step on the gas. It’s that simple! Who has time to relax on the way to work anyways?

So keep on scrolling if you are the friend that people have to warn those about before getting in the car with them. Oh, don’t worry she always punches a whole through the dashboard when someone cuts her off–it just means we’ll get to our destination faster and with more vigor.