I remember a quaint time in our history when websites were filled with posts like, «If you don’t repost this in the next 7 seconds, everyone you know and love is going to die in a car crash or house fire.» In those days, you couldn’t even make money from tweeting, so people circulated images like this to scare 12-year-olds for the love of the game. I’ll admit I felt pressured to repost what was essentially 2010s chain mail, but there was one shining light that made me stop: Immunity Dog. Immunity Dog was a picture of a golden retriever that claimed to give you ultimate immunity from horrible posts about your mom dying in her sleep if you don’t repost. I think that if someone can claim that not retweeting something will bring dark energy into your life, I should get to claim that these 33 memes will give you immunity from bad omens for the next 48 hours.