Woman Cooked for Walking Out on Date After He Refuses to Pay Extra for Burger Cheese

The past couple of years have been a rough time to look for love. To quote somebody wise, the dating pool has pee in it. When you’ve been messed around by too many people, it’s easy to get defensive, and stop taking potential suitors in good faith. Most of us have experienced crazy behavior on …
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The Funniest Tweets Celebrating Grimace’s Birthday Meal

On June 12th, McDonald’s released a Grimace Meal to celebrate his birthday. According to my research, this year marks Grimace’s 52nd birthday, which, although it’s not a significant birthday for humans, it very well could be for the Grimace community. The meal is nearly 1500 calories and includes a shake the same color as Grimace’s …
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Gordon Ramsey Cooks Succulent Burger, Splits Opinion With Method

Professional chefs cook very differently in the kitchen than many amateurs. This isn’t just because of the years of grueling training — they’re also dedicated to the many open secrets of the restaurant trade, such as putting enough butter and salt in anything savory to destroy the cholesterol level of anyone who eats their food. …
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The Best Food Memes to Bite Into

I have a food confession to make. Every day this weekend, I went to the grocery store and bought a six-pack. Not a six-pack of beer, but a six-pack of mochi. It is my favorite way to eat ice cream, and I can’t help indulging in it occasionally. Mochi viscerally appeals to my urge to …
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Dude Tries To Bring His Own Burgers To a Vegan Dinner Party

Vegans can get a bad rep. They’re stereotyped as pushy haters criticizing everyone who dares to eat chicken breast. In reality, most vegans are not jumping down everyone’s throats. Their lifestyle is a lot more replicable than you’d think. I’ve been a meat eater my whole life, and even I could eat predominantly vegan and …
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Burger-Lovers Weigh In on Things That Can Instantly Ruin a Hamburger

In my humble opinion, the best burger in the world is some variation of George Motz’s Oklahoma fried onion smash burger. It’s pretty simple. Oil and heat your skillet. Place a ball of 80/20 ground beef in skillet and season with salt. Add a handful of finely sliced white onions on top of your ball. …
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Woman Gets Cooked for Walking Out on Date After He Refuses to Pay Extra for Burger Cheese

The past couple of years have been a rough time to look for love. To quote somebody wise, the dating pool has pee in it. When you’ve been messed around by too many people, it’s easy to get defensive, and stop taking potential suitors in good faith. Most of us have experienced crazy behavior on …
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Explain Like I’m 35: What is Onika Burger? (March 12, 2023)

The struggle for the most powerful group on social media is a hard-fought one. There’s nothing that people with irrevocable screen-based brain damage screens want more than that sweet, sweet clout, one of the few things that unites all generations online.  While fame might be one of the greatest drivers, it’s often strength in numbers …
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Food Memes For The Hungry

I like food more than I care to admit. There are some days when I wish that there was a food pill that could simply take care of all of my nutritional needs for the day in one foul swallow. Unfortunately, that does not and probably will never exist, so I’m stuck with food. The …
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Food Memes That Are Both Silly and Succulent

Do y’all remember when the concept of bacon was the biggest meme in the world? 2012 was truly a time to be alive: A time when memes were so simple that a popular food could dominate the landscape of popular memes for over a year. Now don’t get me wrong, I like bacon. It’s the …
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