20 Bartender Memes for Those Who Deal in the Boozy Side of Hospitality

Is there any public space that sees more soap opera worthy drama than a bar? Other than like, a hospital, of course. It’s the place of countless first dates, first meetings, break ups, and the drowning of countless sorrows. That’s before we even get to the people who work there.  Many working in this form …
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Woman Claims Couple’s Toxic Relationship is Caused By 7 Year Age Gap, Ignores Girlfriend’s Glaring Alcohol Problem

Age gap relationship discourse will never die. I’m convinced that we will be sitting in the nursing home someday, debating whether it’s a power imbalance for an 89-year-old and an 81-year-old to be with each other. For the record, it absolutely is, and any couple who is that age should be ashamed of themselves, especially …
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Dude Claims He Paid $78 For an Airport Meal, Gets Roasted For Ordering Multiple Whiskey Doubles

Everybody who has ever been to an airport knows you must be careful when buying food. If you think that cities like New York or LA are expensive, just wait until you try to buy a coffee in one of their airports. Airports in any city feel like the Twilight Zone of prices. I used …
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TikToker Gets Roasted by Twitter For Suggesting Extreme Fitness Activity As Alternative to Alcohol

Giving up alcohol is very difficult to do, even if you don’t consider yourself to be someone with a drinking problem. Every year, people give up on Dry January after one too many close encounters with their friends cracking open a cold one.  Those who tend to succeed often find some kind of distraction that …
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25 Memes For the Sober Friend Who’s Always Surrounded by People Who Aren’t

There’s nothing wrong with pursuing a life of sobriety if that’s your cup of tea. Some people prefer ditching liquor because they want to remain as conscious of their surroundings as they possibly can at all times. Others don’t care to drink because they simply don’t like the taste. For some, it’s as serious as …
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Dunkin’ Afficionados React to New Dunkin’ Spiked Alcoholic Iced Coffee and Tea

When beverage companies ask the question «what if we combined caffeine and alcohol?» the results are typically chaotic. There is a certain genre of hard-partying American millennial who still mourns the loss of original recipe Four Loko, and don’t even think about touching Buckfast unless you want to find out why Scotland has the strictest …
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15+ Entertaining IPA Memes for Specialist Beer Drinkers and Brewers

For years, beer was the alcohol of the people. It was basically what medieval children would drink, because the unsanitized water would give them cholera. Hundreds of years later, it was a treat for the working man boomer after a long, hard day at the blue collar job that bought him a house. A couple …
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20+ Chaotic Club Photos That Capture the Highs and Lows of Going Out

The club can get a bit of a bad reputation these days. As all the Zoomers decide that staying in is better than going out, it makes the things that go on in between those four dark and strobe lighted walls seem almost shameful.  I mean, some of it definitely is, but there’s nothing wrong …
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Pair of 25-Year-Old Besties Quit Partying and Discover a World of Hobbies That Don’t Involve Alcohol

These two besties are living their absolute best lives instead of their Absolut boring lives. 

A Big Bottle of Wine Memes For Wine Moms

I stand in solidarity with the wine mom community. During the pandemic, I was close to becoming one myself. From January to April of 2021, I would go to my local corner store every Friday and buy a bottle of strawberry-flavored Barefoot wine. If that sounds like trashy college kid wine, you would be 100% …
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