The Oscars were this week, which is one of the best times to be on Twitter. I always watch it every year with a group of friends, and the best part is hearing everyone’s jokes. It’s one of those rare monoculture events that gives everyone common ground to make jokes about. There’s always some line …
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‘Her bf sounds like a toddler’: Woman claims boyfriend steals her expensive shampoo and changes shower temperature
It’s a common internet phenomenon to complain about something you think is normal, just to be quickly humbled by the response. It’s kind of terrifying but also useful. Sometimes you need an outsider’s perspective to realize that you’re actually being played. Such is the case in many relationships that make the mistake of airing their …
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The Most Hilarious Twitter Reactions to the 2024 Oscars
The memes are the real winners.
‘That’s such a Hufflepuff thing to say’: Harry Potter fans and haters react to Miriam Margolyes criticizing adult Harry Potter obsessives
When it comes to the Millennial legacy, there is one thing that will give avocado toast a run for its money. It’s the fact that this group is one of the first to be such devoted fans of their favorite childhood media when they grow up. I know there probably are some Boomers who are …
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‘You invented hanging out and drinking?’: Couple is ruthlessly clowned for their special ‘bottle night’ tradition
A good hang sesh is an art form, but crafting the perfect hang is like a dance. You can plan all the intricate choreography you want and have all the intention in the world for a good time, but if the feeling isn’t there, it’s nothing. You can’t force a vibe sesh. It must come …
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30 of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (March 7, 2024)
One of the best things about being a parent is getting to commiserate online with all of your fellow parents. They get it. There’s only so much your friends can take, especially if they don’t have kids. They will never truly understand the pain of having to overhear the same episode of Bluey every day …
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Dude spends $18.75 on a cookie, blames the President for the price: ‘Before you became President, it was $3.75’
Living in New York City, I’m no stranger to absurd prices being thrust into my line of sight every time I go to the grocery store. The grocery store near my office recently started selling rotisserie chicken. Instead of selling it for $5 a bird, as any self-respecting grocery store would, they’re selling it for …
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‘This is what things cost at expensive hotels’: Billionaire tattles on 5 star hotel in NYC for serving $85 room service breakfast
I don’t think I’ve ever ordered room service in my entire life. My family is all about going down to the hotel lobby and eating as many runny eggs as we can before the complimentary hotel breakfast ends. Free breakfast is one of the joys of staying in a hotel chain! It’s fun, it’s social, …
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‘She must have very rich parents’: Little girl performs horrendous rendition of The National Anthem, gets compared to Fergie
We’re living in a post-America’s Funniest Home Videos world. We no longer have a clip show airing on cable designed to show us as many fails as possible in close succession. We’re also living in a post-American Idol audition fails world. I have not watched American Idol recently, but I’m pretty certain they’re not using …
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‘That 80-year-old woman’s door was opened by a 6’3 man’: Former delivery driver shares scary stories of male customers pretending to be women
I find it funny that we rarely contemplate the strangeness of apps like Uber or Doordash. We pay strangers to drive to our houses and drop off our persons or food directly at our doors. It might be old hat to say that when we were kids, our parents told us never to get in …
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